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First BJ

This is a little embarrassing but the first time I gave a guy a blowjob I ended up puking on him because I wasn't used to it. I was mortified and I've never seen him since...


Charlie Fish

I realised I was the last person awake, apart from the hosts, so I prepared to leave. They weren't having any of it - they gave me a couple of sofa cushions and insisted that I crash in the spare room, if I could find any floor space. I got up and weaved my way through the debris from the house party. The hosts showed me the way and bid me goodnight. As I climbed the stairs, the light dimmed until I was feeling my way along the walls. I stepped over bodies asleep on the landing. I nearly toppled over twice, my balance compromised by holding the bulky sofa cushions. I felt my way to the...


My son was caught wanking by my mother.

Hi, I live in France but originally from Spain. I hope to write correctly in English. We went to my parents home on the last Christmas. Since my brother came too so that we could have a nice time with all the family together there weren't much rooms to share so my son, who is 13, and me had to share bed in one room. One morning, my son woke up with a hard on, I could notice it but didn't said anything at all since its something embarrassing. My son run to the tiny bathroom (we have 2 bathrooms at my parents house, one huge with tube and another one tiny) trying to hide from me the...


Sixth Grade Boners

Well, when I was in grade six I had already started puberty. And as my machinery was growing, I was too. So, one day in class, me and the guys were standing in a circle at the back. It was me (Gina), Ara, Edmond, Adrian, Rory, and Pat. So I was kinda being the center of attention. We were talking about a new Xbox game that I had, and I invited everyone over. All of a sudden, out of nowhere I started to get an erection. Everyone was still looking at my face, but then it turned red. So they all went "What the fuck is his dealio?" And then all of a sudden Ara yelled "GINA HAS AN...


stranger

Me and my buddy were at a party sitting at a table and this stranger asked if he could join us, he was a little older than us, but seemed ok other wise, so yeah have a seat. He kept looking at me with a slight grin, I couldn't place him untill a little while later when my buddy went to get us another drink he said, if you can get rid of your friend for awhile I can show you a good hard time. Then I knew who he was, he was a collage sophmore at the time I was a sophmore in high school. His senior high cousin had been screwing me for awhile, and one night while I was walking home from his...


Seen by Shannon (thats no Bull)

I live beside a beautiful 19yr old named Shannon(thats no Bull) who has a deck over looking my laundry room. I had just got out of the shower and walked naked to the laundry room to get a towel. I started to dry my hair facing the window,then continued to dry off my body. I had gotten a semi when i was drying off and then i noticed Shannon had been outside having a smoke,watching me! I was standing there,full frontal naked and our eyes meet...she went as red as i did. She has been avoiding me ever since,to bad i was hoping she would return the favor.


fanny fart

Once while my boyfriend was going down on me I let out a fanny fart! He looked up and was really confused and I was soooooo embarrassed!


Party Fun

Last week, I went to a friends party. My friends and I were browsing through the host's PC and there were a picture of a very hot girl. We were a bit drunk and we began to talk about calling the girl and paying her for sex. There was a boy near us and we told him to "come and see the girl! Isn't she hot! Let's gather money to pay and have sex with her. Join us!". He smiled and continued listening to us. After a few minutes the sister of that boy came in and when she saw us, she told us "OO, do you like my pictures?". Her brother was grinning and then asked us "So, what did you want to...


2 Light Bulbs

One afternoon when I was home my neighbor came and ask me if I could help her change the light bulb in her kitchen. Casing for the light was kinda big and out of 3 screws one of the screws were stuck. Since we couldnt let go of the casing hanging for just one screw I climbed on the ladder to hold it until she went to get something to remove the screw. I was wearing a loose short that day and being at home, wearing nothing underneath. I was on the ladder with one leg much higher than the other b/c it was easier to hold. She came back with a screw and with a smile on the face while looking...